Crisis Survival kit 5025 Mens Bernard Tank

In response to the worst fuel crisis in Australian history, your government sprang into action. They convened. They consulted. They commissioned research. They briefed the minister. They held a press conference. And then — after all of that — they handed you a tyre pump and told you to crack on. The Official Government Fuel Crisis Survival Kit contains everything you need to get through $3-a-litre diesel, a war in the Middle East, and a supply chain held together with good intentions: ✔ One (1) tyre pressure gauge ✔ One (1) spanner (purpose: unclear) ✔ One (1) pair of boots (for walking, since you can't afford to drive) Kit does not contain: a fuel policy, a refinery, a plan, or any acknowledgement that $20,000,000 could have been spent literally anywhere else. Printed on a quality heavyweight tee. Because unlike the government's solution, this actually holds up.